THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
We passed upon the stair
He spoke in was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as surprise
I spoke into his eyes
"I thought you died alone
A long long time ago"

"Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world"

I laughed and shook his hand
And made my way back home
I searched a foreign land
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazeless stare
At all the millions there
I must have died alone
A long long time ago

Who knows, not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

Who knows, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

WHERE DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT
My girl, my girl
Don't lie to me
Tell me when did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever she
I will shiver the whole night through

My girl, my girl
Where will you go
I'm going where the cold wind blows
In the pines, in the pines, where the sun don't ever shine
I will shiver the whole night through

Her husband was a hard working man
Just about a mile from here
His head was found in a driving wheel
But his body it never was found

My girl, my girl
Don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines, where the sun don't ever shine
I will shiver the whole night through

HEART-SHAPED BOX
She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for a week
I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

Hey, wait, I got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
[repeat 2X]
Your advice

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness, I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

ALL APOLOGIES
What else should I be? All apologies
What else should I say? Everyone is gay
What else should I write? I don't have the right
What else should I be? All apologies

In the sun, in the sun I feel as one
In the sun, in the sun I'm married
Buried

I wish I was like you, easily amused
Find my nest of salt, everything's my fault
I'll take all the blame, aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn with freezerburn, choking on the ashes of her enemy

In the sun, in the sun I feel as one
In the sun, in the sun I'm married
Buried
Married
Buried

All in all is all we are

SLIVER
My mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go

Grandma take me home [8X]

I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew, my meat was good

Grandma take me home [8X]

She said don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed my toe

Grandma take me home [8X]

After dinner I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

Grandma take me home [about nineteen repetitions]
I want to be alone

ON A PLAIN
I'll start this off without any words
I got so high I scratched till I bled
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The finest day that I've ever had
Was when I learned to cry on command
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain

My mother died every night
It's safe to say don't quote me on that
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

The black sheep got blackmailed again
Forgot to put on the zip code
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

[repeat chorus]

Somewhere I have heard this before
In a dream my memory is stored
As defense I'm neutered and spayed
What the hell am I trying to say?

It is now time to make it unclear
To write off lines that don't make sense
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

One more special message to go
And then I'm done and I can go home
I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?

I'm on a plain
I can't complain